COMBINACIÓN no.2
COMBINACIÓN no.2
The rebellion combo plate cooked up to rescue sterile laptops and naked tumblers. A special holo sticker exclusive to Combinación No.2.
$14.25 (a $27 value if ordered à la carte)
Flat-rate $2 shipping (US)
Combinación Vol. 2
The 5-piece rebellion combo plate. Thick, weatherproof vinyl cooked up to rescue sterile laptops, naked tumblers, and corporate desks from Señor Desabrido. Includes an extra sticker on the house.
What’s on the Plate?
Garggles — The legendary goldfish who went belly-up in eight seconds
flat just to spite the beige, corporate agenda.Confarttie — A celebration of pure chaos, proving that even a little party
gas can give maximum main character energy.Road Kill — The ultimate survivor of life's speed bumps, serving up grit,
humor, and a highly resilient attitude.El Patito — Our sleek yellow explorer, floating through life with zero
worries and an absolute refusal to blend into the background.Woolts — The defiant black sheep who took a direct lightning strike
to the fleece and came out with a glowing cartoon skeleton.The Chef's Compliment — To make sure nobody leaves the table
hungry, the kitchen is throwing in an extra sticker on the house.
“A stored sticker is a sad sticker. SO USE THOSE
STICKERS because they need love too. ”
Abuelita’s Law
Forged in high-voltage chaos. Built to outlast the storm.
Abuelita warned us that standing out in an open pasture carries a cost, but we don't do safe in this kitchen. Meet Woolts, the defiant black sheep who took a direct lightning strike straight to the fleece just to spite Señor Desabrido’s boring corporate agenda.
He didn't listen, he didn't blend in, and he certainly didn't care about the consequences. He survived the blast, and now his inner cartoon skeleton glows with permanent, high-voltage rebellion. This sticker honors the exact split second he became a legend.
à la carte
Floating upside down to rebel against the corporate grind.
Meet Garggles. He might have gone belly-up, but he’s still the most resilient catch on our menu. Garggles will not stand for the drab, beige agenda on your everyday gear. Honor Garggles by affixing him to a sketchbook or a bare stainless steel water bottle.
The only rodent allowed in the Paste Con Paper kitchen.
We just got a surprise inspection of our prep station by Officer Estéril, and the hyper-sterile bureaucrat nearly slapped us with a cease-and-desist over this guy. Meet Road Kill, he might be belly-up, but he packs more than enough weird, cute attitude to disrupt the boring uniformity of your every object.
Stick him on your laptop, skateboard, or sketchbook to claim your space and fight off Officer Estéril's sterile corporate agenda.
Confarttie
Don't sit with your boring gray laptop or bare phone case. We say let it rip.
Meet Confarttie, the most unapologetically loud character to ever grace the prep table. Featuring a smugly satisfied unicorn casting out a bright cloud of celebratory confetti, this sticker is high-grade seasoning for your daily gear.
Whether you are slapping it on a corporate-issued laptop or a bare notebook, it is an instant cure for zero-flavor workspaces.
Because your laptop looks dangerously corporate.
Inspector Insípido just issued a citation for terminal blandness on your gear, and the verdict is clear: unauthorized levels of boring uniformity. To comply with the UnBoring Unit's mandate, you need immediate visual flavor. Enter El Patito. Featuring a classic rubber ducky with a twist—complete with the signature "X" and bold, heavy-ink outlines—this little guy is the exact sticker seasoning required to beat the Drabness Act.
No squeaker included, but he packs plenty of attitude to clear your citation.
COMBINACIÓN no.1
COMBINACIÓN no.1
Combinación No. 1 is fresh out of the kitchen and ready to wage all-out war against corporate drabness.
$12.50
Flat rate; $2 shipping (US)
Combinación No. 1 is fresh out of the kitchen and ready to wage all-out war against corporate drabness.
What’s on the Plate?
Chicken Butt — The ultimate playground rebel, serving up unbothered attitude to disrupt Señor Desabrido’s sterile office hours.
No Prob Llama — The chill zen master of the Sticker Kitchen. Completely unbothered by tight deadlines or workplace stress, serving as a soothing, funny shield against daily corporate chaos.
Trips — The high-octane red panda running on pure espresso and an absolute refusal to sit still in a gray cubicle.
Licks — A side-eye heavy cat currently plotting the complete downfall of beige accessories and corporate conformity.
Bubbles — An upbeat goldfish who swims circles around corporate rules, blowing tiny bubbles of pure joy through gray office waters.
The Chef's Compliment — To make sure nobody leaves the table hungry, the kitchen is smuggling in an exclusive off-the-menu sticker straight from the secret stash.
Combinación Vol. 2
The 5-piece rebellion combo plate. Thick, weatherproof vinyl cooked up to rescue sterile laptops, naked tumblers, and corporate desks from Señor Desabrido. Includes an extra sticker on the house.
What’s on the Plate?
Garggles — The legendary goldfish who went belly-up in eight seconds
flat just to spite the beige, corporate agenda.Confarttie — A celebration of pure chaos, proving that even a little party
gas can give maximum main character energy.Road Kill — The ultimate survivor of life's speed bumps, serving up grit,
humor, and a highly resilient attitude.El Patito — Our sleek yellow explorer, floating through life with zero
worries and an absolute refusal to blend into the background.Woolts — The defiant black sheep who took a direct lightning strike
to the fleece and came out with a glowing cartoon skeleton.The Chef's Compliment — To make sure nobody leaves the table
hungry, the kitchen is throwing in an extra sticker on the house.
Combinación No. 1 is fresh out of the kitchen and ready to wage all-out war against corporate drabness.
What’s on the Plate?
Chicken Butt — The ultimate playground rebel, serving up unbothered attitude to disrupt Señor Desabrido’s sterile office hours.
No Prob Llama — The chill zen master of the Sticker Kitchen. Completely unbothered by tight deadlines or workplace stress, serving as a soothing, funny shield against daily corporate chaos.
Trips — The high-octane red panda running on pure espresso and an absolute refusal to sit still in a gray cubicle.
Licks — A side-eye heavy cat currently plotting the complete downfall of beige accessories and corporate conformity.
Bubbles — An upbeat goldfish who swims circles around corporate rules, blowing tiny bubbles of pure joy through gray office waters.
The Chef's Compliment — To make sure nobody leaves the table hungry, the kitchen is smuggling in an exclusive off-the-menu sticker straight from the secret stash.
Bite-sized portions of your favorite misfits.
Need a starter before the main course? We took the original Paste Con Paper crew and portioned them down into the perfect appetizer. Los Bocaditos features No Prob-Llama, Pichón, Licks, Bubbles, Guess What, and Trash Panda. Served all on one convenient sheet.
Perfect for satisfying those tiny aesthetic cravings on your phone case, e-reader, or planner without filling up the whole surface.
ONE MAKER.
ONE CUTTING BOARD.
ZERO BORING GEAR.
It all started with me doodling quirky little characters and turning them into stickers for friends, then seeing those stickers pop up on laptops, water bottles, and anything else that stood still. There’s nothing better than watching someone’s day get a little brighter thanks to a sticker. That feeling was way too good to keep as just a hobby.
I’m James—the designer, packer, and Sticker Chef behind Paste Con Paper. I wanted a place where my love of weird, expressive characters could run wild, so I built this brand to feel like your favorite neighborhood taqueria: bright, friendly, and just a little bit chaotic. Here, the menu is strictly original character art. Pico de gallo is not provided.
I illustrate every character, batch them in small runs, and pack every order by hand right at my prep table. No mass-produced corporate junk, no generic clipart, and absolutely zero sticky residue left behind on your gear. Just original art cooked up to help your everyday tools break free from boring corporate gray.
¡Buen provecho!
— James (The Sticker Chef)
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